A true story passed down through a family (not mine though): Within the family, it was said that Great Grandfather William already had two STDs by the time he was 30 -- that’s two Sacred Theology Doctorates.
Sid from Brookline told this story about his mother. He and Mom were in the kitchen when John came in to use the bathroom. He was a neighbor whose water had stopped working, so while it was being repaired, Mom kindly let John use her bathroom.
John was in the smallest room for quite some time. When he came out, Mom said: “How was that, John? Doesn’t it just make you feel good all over?”
She thought he’d been in there taking a shower. He hadn’t been.
Later, Sid explained the misunderstanding to John.
Sid from Brookline told this story about his mother. He and Mom were in the kitchen when John came in to use the bathroom. He was a neighbor whose water had stopped working, so while it was being repaired, Mom kindly let John use her bathroom.
John was in the smallest room for quite some time. When he came out, Mom said: “How was that, John? Doesn’t it just make you feel good all over?”
She thought he’d been in there taking a shower. He hadn’t been.
Later, Sid explained the misunderstanding to John.
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