Tom worked in Boston but lived in rural New Hampshire. He invited his boss and his wife out to visit – city folks. Some time during the evening, the wife needed to use the facilities, an outhouse in the barn. Evidently a new experience for her.
Armed with directions, she headed to the barn. Soon though, the party heard a blood-curdling scream. She came running from the barn, screaming: “There’s a man down there!”
Investigation revealed that it wasn’t a man in the hole but a goat. What that goat wanted down there is anybody’s guess. But the Billy did have a beard. No wonder the city lady mistook him for a man.
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