Three quick ones gathered at the St. Pius X Women’s Guild meeting in Manchester:
Little Jasmine told her mom she’d gone to the school nurse that afternoon because she was feeling obnoxious.
The IRS contacted the minister and asked if Mr. So and So, had, in fact, donated $10,000 to the church. The minister said: “He will.”
Everett’s daughter, Sandra, age 7, took ballet lessons from Mrs. Ring. They ran into her in the grocery store. “Mrs. Ring,” Sandra announced. “You have your clothes on!”
We had a good turnout at St. Pius. In the middle of the program, someone said, “I bet you never had a cat at a program before.”
True. Patrick the kitten was being baby-sat by his grandparents. He listened quietly in his cat carrier. Oh, all right, he slept through most of it. Afterwards, he made an appearance. Here’s the little sweetie himself.
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