Raining. Been raining. Kitchen roof leaks. Bathroom roof leaks. Put down towels. That's one way to wash the floors. Neighbor's a roofer. We asked him to come up with an estimate for a metal roof over kitchen and bathroom. That was back in June. He's still calculating. Or as David Emerson says kellating. He's probably kellating and ruminating, too. Meanwhile, this rain keeps up, the cat will be swimming. I told the neighbor there was no hurry. With yankees, that's sometimes a mistake.
The visitor says to the native. "Gosh, it's been raining all week. Is it ever going to stop?"
The native says, "Always has before."
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