Nurse and doctor stories always fascinate me.
Karen, a pediatric nurse, sent little Tim to the bathroom with a paper cup and instructions to pee in said cup. Tim seemed surprised by this request, but in he went.
When he came back out, he had the cup, but it was empty. Karen said, “Didn’t you pee in the cup?”
“Yup,” he said. “I did.”
“But the cup is empty?”
“I poured it down the john, “ Tim said.
“Oh, no,” Karen said, “I wanted you to bring it to me in the cup. It was for me.”
Tim said, “That’s gross!”
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