Jack Hanover has a place on Winnipesaukee. One of his Yankee neighbors had a porch; he ran a screen between the porch rail and the floor to keep his grandkids from falling off the edge.
But, when the fella from away asked the Yankee how come he had just the bottom half of his porch screened in, the Yankee said, “Around here we have low-flying mosquitos.”
But, when the fella from away asked the Yankee how come he had just the bottom half of his porch screened in, the Yankee said, “Around here we have low-flying mosquitos.”




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