Donna’s neighbor had a golden retriever named Angus. Donna had a terrier named Mickey. Every morning, when Donna was having her coffee about 7:30, through the window, she’d see Angus on her lawn doing his early morning business. Every morning! This went on for years, but, in good Yankee fashion, she never mentioned Angus’s annoying habit to her neighbor.
One day, though, they met in town, and the neighbor said to Donna: “You know, I never mentioned this before, but for years your dog Mickey has been sneaking over to my house and doing his morning business on my lawn.”
Donna said, “I guess
we’re even.”
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